Something I’ve noticed in every class I’ve taught so far is that students have an aversion to reading.  I can hand out an assignment with very clearly outlined instructions, and I still end up being asked questions that are answered, VERY CLEARLY, on the instruction page.

And then a week later when the assignment is due?  I end up grading work that was done by students who quite clearly did not read the instructions.

I’m sad at the idea that these kids will be in positions of management at some point in the future.

You know those days leading up to your period when everything aches and no matter how much you sleep you still feel lethargic and you have to teach for five hours in a row and need to pull off some semblance of put-together-ness so the students don’t question your ability to do your job and it takes you 30 minutes of sitting in front of your makeshift closet trying to decide what to wear and you settle on an outfit that you realize has deodorant marks on it but you don’t realize it until you get to work?

It’s one of those days.

How do you deal with plagiarism?

I just marked an essay that was completely taken from the Internet (so I guess I didn’t really “mark” it, just put a big 0 on it).

I kinda take it personally.  That sounds weird, but I feel like students who do stuff like this think I’m some kind of unintelligent being who doesn’t know how to work Google.

I got my fall teaching assignment today - 4 classes!! And one is a class I’ve never taught before, so I’m kind of nervous.

I love teaching!

I took over an English class for the second half of the summer semester.  Coming into the class halfway through isn’t the best possible situation.  Especially this time, seeing as my students told me today they really liked the teaching style of the previous instructor.

I’m going to do my best to develop my teaching style so I don’t end up being the boring teacher that came after the awesome one!

Thought for the day: When will Canadian elementary and secondary schools stop pushing kids through?  Because now that I have your students, I’m the bad lady who slaps them across the face with the F

The good and the bad.

Not an entirely creative title for this post, but it captures what I want to say. 

First the bad:

I have one student who irks me.  I mean he really upsets me.  He made an awful first impression (see my entry about the guy who said he wasn’t going to pay much attention to my class), and every class since that first impression I’ve had to bite my tongue.  Why?

He arrives 30-60 minutes late - every time.  If you recall, he was 2 hours late to the very first class.  Anyway, it just upsets me so much because I know he’s expecting to pass and my first inclination is to be tougher on him because of how arrogant and cocky he’s made himself out to be.

*BREATHE*

Now, the good:

I had an excellent class today.  Lecture included how to deal with sentence fragments and run-on sentences, followed by a discussion of persuasive writing style.  But my favourite part was our discussion of advertising.  Advertising is, of course, the means by which corporations persuade us to buy their shit.  That’s how I linked it to our discussion of persuasion. 

We discussed product placement and I showed them a clip of Up in the Air - by far the most annoying movie with respect to hawking products.  I showed them the trailer for The Greatest Movie Ever Sold - a documentary about product placement, funded entirely by product placement (har har!).  I saw this documentary last night so I could bring it into the classroom by way of my memory.  It was a good idea!

Then we watched The Selling Game, a documentary featured on CBC probably two years ago.  It’s about marketing and how it’s changed over the years.  It’s a great media literacy tool and is available on the CBC website.

I think the class was engaged and entertained.  Can’t ask for much more!  Now to mark papers……………..

Spring Semester Class - Day 1

Student arrives 2 hours late, class is finished (everyone has left), but I’m staying for the last hour in case anyone arrives.

He sits down and completes the in-class assignment.  Before he leaves, we have a discussion.  His parting statement?

“I’m not going to pay much attention to this class.”

Oh.  Okay.

A second shot at teaching at the college level

So tomorrow marks my first day teaching in the Spring/Summer semester at George Brown College.  I’m teaching College English again, and I’m actually pretty excited about the plans I have in mind.

I’m developing the class agenda right now and thought I’d take a moment to discuss it on Tumblr.  Something I learned last semester is that plagiarism at the college level is alive and well.  I’m putting my foot down on this issue by devoting a fair portion of my first class to a discussion of plagiarism.

Questions I’ll pose to my students include:

§  How do you define academic dishonesty?

§  How do you define plagiarism?

§  What constitutes plagiarism in a school setting?  In a work setting?

§  Why should we avoid plagiarism?

§  How do we avoid plagiarism?

I’m interested to hear the answers they’ll provide.  The reason I feel this is such an important issue is that I spent the last seven years of my life NOT plagiarizing.  I learned how to document sources and an absolute fear of expulsion made my papers contain more references than actual content (I’m kidding, but you all know how that is!).

My goal this semester is to ensure that not even one of my students feels the need to hand in an essay s/he copied and pasted from the Interweb.  I think the small class size (12 students as opposed to 30), and the fact I am only teaching one class (instead of three) is going to make it easier for me to work one-on-one with the students, and will hopefully help them feel like they got their money’s worth out of the course.

Some students are adorable…

and that’s all for now.

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Who has the audacity to use their iPhone during an exam?  WHO?!

One of my students, that’s who.

I seriously fear for our future society.

Scream 4 and Generation Me

Being so new to the teaching profession means I’m on learning overload.  If that’s too vague, what I mean is that I’m having to take in so many lessons for how I can better myself for the following class/semester/year/rest of my career.

For my few followers, I’d like to introduce myself.  My name is Crystal and I teach at one of the major colleges in Toronto, ON.  I started working at this college as an administrative assistant of sorts back in August 2010, and because of my MA in Communication and Social Justice, I was quickly recruited to teach a first-year College English course.  This semester was my first shot at it, and I was given three three-hour classes per week to teach, for 14 weeks.  Keep in mind that I do not have a teaching degree, so when it came to lesson planning and all that other valuable stuff you learn in teacher’s college, I was lost!

In any case, I did know about ice breakers.  So on the first day of classes I did what I hated my own teachers for - I introduced myself (like a braggart by the way, which was something I hated my teachers for, but suddenly realized why they did it when I was in the same position), and then I went around the classroom and had each student state his/her name, program, what they wanted to do post-grad and their favourite childhood cartoon.

I taught two classes of Hospitality students and one class of Architectural Technician students.  While the general consensus among the students was that they wanted to make money post-grad, another popular ambition among my future chefs and restaurant managers was to be on TV in some way or another.  One young woman in particular stated outright that she wanted her own reality television show because it is now the only way to quick fame.

This was really interesting to me because the bulk of my MA studies centered on reviewing literary theory pertaining to reality television.  A very (VERY VERY) Cole’s notes background is that it developed in response to media deregulation.  There was less money to go around when all of the major Reagan-influenced media mergers happened back in the ’80s, so costs needed to be cut any way possible.  Well, reality television was the answer to conglomerate prayers: talent didn’t need to be paid, there was no need for script writers and so on and so forth.

The effect reality television has had on the generations that have grown up with it, however, has been HUGE.  And this one student’s answer to the introduction questions proved just how influential the industry has been.

Technology itself, I believe, has turned society into a mass of people constantly wanting things to be faster (to the detriment of quality, I fear).  This goes for fame.  The proliferation of reality television led to ordinary people becoming famous very quickly.  And often, the people who were most famous were the people who were over the top in some way or another (think Omarosa from The Apprentice, Richard from the first Survivor, and I’m sure you can name so many others).

We have people like Paris Hilton who acquired much of her fame from simply being a socialite who gained exposure through The Simple Life.  How much more mind-numbing can television get?

Anyway, the point is that people no longer have to actually BE talented to be famous.  When I think of actors like John Cusak or  Meg Ryan (my two personal faves), they represent quality.  (I must apologize for being too young to be able to list off great, quality actors from decades earlier than the ’80s.)

I saw Scream 4 last night and wanted to kick myself for wasting the money.  I was a huge fan of the original Scream.  Hell, I even loved Scream 2 and 3.  But there were so many of these new teen actors in Scream 4 - people I simply cannot respect - that the movie seemed like a joke to me.  Anna Paquin was in it briefly though, and I have a secret love affair with True Blood, so that made up for all the crap.

SEMI-SPOILER ALERT!

The person who ends up being the killer is one of the new teen actors.  She gives a big speech to Neve Campbell right before she tries to kill her, stating that she was going to gain so much fame for framing the murders on someone else; that she wanted the quick road to fame, so by making herself out to be the sole survivor of the massacre, she’d gain that fame without working for it for years.

And when she was speaking, it was like an entire generation speaking.  I’m not saying an entire generation of young people want to murder to become famous.  What is relevant is that she didn’t want to work for the fame.  Young people do not want to work for fame, they simply want the fame and all of the seemingly glorious things that come with it.  How could they not when people like Paris Hilton, Lauren Conrad or Kim Kardashian show us daily how amazing fame can be. 

They want the attention.  They want everything to revolve around them.  The epitome of Generation Me is Facebook (or social networking sites in general).  Now I do have a Facebook page, so call me a hypocrite if you wish, but I do believe it has contributed quite strongly to how narcissistic and self-entitled today’s youth appear to be.

Being a new teacher, I’m constantly flabbergasted at what my students demand of me.  The youngest these students might be is 17 years old, but I often times feel as if I’m teaching 10-year olds.  They want everything handed to them.  They complain about doing an in-class activity.  They get upset if they have to write a paragraph in class, and it doesn’t count for any actual in-class marks (to hell with the idea that practicing writing can lead to better writing ability). And I can’t even begin to talk about how upsetting it is when students miss due dates because they weren’t aware there was an assignment due to begin with.  This is not for lack of me making them aware either.  My course outline is quite possibly the most well-put-together document in existence today.  I lay out, in detail, the weekly topics, when assignment instructions will be handed out, when the assignments are due, what resources they’ll need - and I post ALL of this information online so that students who don’t feel the need to attend class can still end up passing the course.

They want the easy way out.  I think many things are to blame.  I won’t go into detail on each of these because I could end up writing for hours, but most notably we must point fingers at:

1. Capitalism (for VARIOUS reasons)

2. Parents

3. The Canadian school system

4. The media

And perhaps there are more - you tell me.

Dr. Jean Twenge has written a couple books about this new generation of youth.  I’m considered Gen-X.  I was alive before computers were the be-all and end-all of life itself.  In fact, I didn’t own a computer OR a cell phone until I was 18 (so it makes it really hard for me to look at my 10-year old cousin using his iPhone, BELIEVE me).

Twenge writes that this new generation is being referred to as Generation Me.  They have been brought up to believe they can do anything they want if they put their mind to it.  They are told constantly how special they are. 

The problem is that people rarely ever get what they want, no matter how hard they work.  And no one is a unique snowflake, special and infused with all the possibility in the world.  Life just doesn’t work that way.

So I fear for this generation.  I fear they’ll melt under the stress of realizing they will not be the next reality television star.  I fear they’ll spontaneously combust when they graduate college and do not immediately begin making six figure salaries (I mean good luck even finding a job right out of college).

I try to share insight with my students.  I mean, when you’re responsible for teaching students how to write decent essays, shit can get boring.  Because I’m not an English graduate (simply a decent writer with an MA in something), I feel I’d do myself and my students a great disservice if I didn’t incorporate my area of expertise into the College English class.  Not only does it break up the monotony of essay writing lessons, but the stuff I learned about in school is the kind of stuff that makes someone a great person to talk to or listen to.  It’s the kind of stuff that makes someone interesting and it’s the kind of stuff that gets people fired up and ready to share opinions.

To me, that’s the greatest part of teaching so far - knowing that I am in the position to inspire others with my own knowledge and well-informed opinions on issues of social justice and social justice wars being waged today.

What a rewarding field in which to work.

On silly sentences found in essays

“Barely in each other does lives has this had much in deep known every updated move everyone makes.”

Yep.  That.

Tags: bad grammar

On words that don’t exist

Being an English teacher, I notice when people use words incorrectly as I go about my day.

Tonight, as I walked home from a play, I heard a young guy use the word “legitly.”  This kid for sure doesn’t realize that “legit” is short-form slang for “legitimately.”  FOR sure.

On students who make excuses

I had a student email me last night at 7:34 p.m. to tell me she had a death in the family and therefore wouldn’t be handing in her essay today.  She said she would try to have it to me by the end of the week, but if not, then she’d have it to me next Tuesday (at which point it would be more than five days late and she would receive a 0).

Sometimes I wonder how stupid these students think teachers actually are.  I gave this assignment five weeks ago, and suddenly there’s a death in the family the night before it’s due?  And she doesn’t have anything to hand me after having the assignment in her hands for five weeks?

Oh excuses.